A Jonah died and went to
heaven. When he got to the gate of heaven, Angel Gabriel told him that new rules were in
effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain access into heaven,
a soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week
that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are
there in a year?
Jonah thought for a few
minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week
that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a
year.
Angel Gabriel said, “OK,
I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the answer I expected, so your
answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?”
Jonah replied, “Well, we
have January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc….”
Angel Gabriel lets him in without another word
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