Very Hilarious - Does this man think he is still alive or what?

A man found himself wondering in a strange place. He looked around but nothing was familiar. He then noticed a man in white and trudged up to him. This conversation transpired between them:

Man: Hello Mr.
Man in white: Hello, welcome to the gate of heaven and hell.
Man: what the heck!!!?? You mean am dead?
Man in white: yes. What killed you on earth?
Man: It was my mobile phone o. I was talking with my babe over the phone while I was driving. We were arranging for a date. That when the accident happened. Don't know how I got here. Cha!! So I don loose my latest Ferrari wey I dey take mesmerize Lagos girls be that?

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